February 2012
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Bought Florence tickets!!!!!!!!
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe.
The Internet: *you're
Linguists: *you a
Feb 26th
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Two hours at work and so far I’ve 1. Yelled at a customer (he yelled at me first and idk where it came from but apparently when I’m sick I don’t take crap?) 2. Assembled a shopping trolly for a customer who kept speaking Russian to everyone and getting annoyed that they didn’t understand her, and also kept telling me why don’t I call a guy to do it (not meaning that...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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MYSTERY SOLVED. That was a great analysis, super helpful! Thanks so much for explaining it! No problem! I learned something new about my own mother tongue in the process.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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mcakeface: There is a special place in Hell for the people who price college textbooks.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Me: Hey mom do you know whose birthday it is today
Mom: Yes
Mom: The Soviet Army
Me: ...
Me: Not exactly who I had in mind
Feb 23rd
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Guys yesss I passed my G1 driver’s license test In honour of Dana Scully’s birthday, I took a standardised multiple choice test and passed on the first try YEAHHH
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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hazel-scully replied to your post lol the written test is super easy, it’s a lot of stuff that you would just KNOW anyway, don’t worry too much! Okay thanks that helps! Just afraid I’m going to get the really hard questionnaire with multiple trick questions or something At least it’s only $10 to retake, I guess.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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unsedentary asked: Trish Trish Trishhhh last night...
cigarette-nonsmoking-trish: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMGF I just loooooooooooooove crazy dreams like that!!!!!!!! Awww bb Teri is such a cute Teri!!!! I loves me ALL the Teris!!!!!!!! I haven’t dreamed about Teri in a while! I need a Teri dream! Hopefully Teri making out with Dean. Or Jamie, I don’t mind which. Awwwww bb Teri!!!!! Just reblogging so that you guys can get a clear picture...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Currently watching Moulin Rouge I don’t think I could possibly coherently explain my love for this movie
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“I’ve just never been very keen on really skinny women because they don’t look very friendly. Comfortable, even. They look like those chairs we had in school assembly and about as robust. I prefer women with what is sometimes termed ‘definition’; you know, the ones who look as if they’ve been inflated properly.” James May (via candlesandpretense) No, James baby, just no NO I know he said it...
Feb 23rd
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cigarette-nonsmoking-trish replied to your post: Superman: “Cary Grant was in a movie called North… HONESTLY MY MOST FAVORITE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I watch that episode I always squee like a Hitchcock fangirl when he says that!!!!!!!!!!! I was completely not expecting it Perfect show is perfect
Feb 23rd
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Superman: “Cary Grant was in a movie called North by Northwest, right?” LOIS AND CLARK IS THE BEST
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Literally
me: ...and so I literally died of laughter!
Alex: You mean figuratively, otherwise you would be dead.
me: No, I was using ‘literally’ to hyperbolically intensify my statement. It's a usage that dates back for centuries.
Alex: But then the original meaning of the word disappears.
me: Many words have more than one meaning while still retaining their original ones.
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Alex: (under breath) Damn descriptivists.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Clark: Dr Klein! Dr Klein, I heard the lab got robbed. Dr Klein: Oh, Clark! The lab was robbed last night. Clark: Yeah… right! What was taken? Dr Klein: Two clone fetuses created by Dr Mamba, one male, one female… I have a feeling the thief was- Clark: Luthor. Dr Klein: No! Luthor! Clark: Dr Klein, maybe you ought to, maybe you ought to sit down for a minute. Dr Klein: You know...
Feb 22nd
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Things I'm good at and enjoy
lesserjoke: mapsofmymind: identifying morphemes in other languages Morphological word analysis doing nothing Aka, why I’m in linguistics: I ain’t too good at nothin’ else. Accurate…
Feb 22nd
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cigarette-nonsmoking-trish replied to your video: WHAT IF Teri Hatcher and Jamie Denton’s duet from… Awww Dina!!!! We’re gonna have to duet this!!!!! You and me baby we’re stuck like glueeeeeeeee! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS this will happen!
Feb 22nd
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HOLD ME I’M WATCHING THE ANGSTIEST LOIS AND CLARK ARC EVER AND TERI SINGS IN THIS EPISODE TERI LET ME LOVE YOU
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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